(berenyi)      Everybody knows a woman like me   Insecurity is my philosophy   I see other women as the competition      I'm always nice to men and so they're nice to me   But other girls always seem to be bitchin' about me      I say they must be jealous   I say that it's because their boyfriends all fancy me      Close my eyes and fantisize   Of all men envying me   So much fun to be number one   What good are sisters to me?       I just can't relate to some men   Unless I use my sexuality   Normal conversation always leave me insecure      Men are so much more approachable   Clever, kind and intellectual   And I never feel uncomfortable in their company      Male appreciation is my one ambition   Its a competition I must win      When I talk to girls it's just monotonous shit   Because I don't want their friendship just their jealousy