Forgive me if I seem    to be impatient and obscene    It’s just I’d like to fall so flat    and hear the voices shouting back       Tinkerbell should have waited    before turning on the tv show    Tinkerbell should have waited    before turning on the tv show       As orange buffoons dance    they booked a faker in advance    Left purple jungles in a trance    to raise the nepotistic chant       Tinkerbell should have waited    before turning on the tv show    Tinkerbell should have waited    before turning on the tv show       Tinkerbell should have waited    before turning on the tv show    She should have waited    she should have waited    before the show       The tv show (la la la la la la) the tv show    The tv show (la la la la la la) the tv show       So you want to be a star?    Tell the monkey where you are    Look the monkey in the eye    (the tv show, the tv show)       Did you fly into a rage?    Did you lust for centre stage?    Look the monkey in the eye    (the tv show, the tv show)       Did you yearn to leave your mark?    did you swear that you’d go far?    look the monkey in the eye    (the tv show, the tv show)       If you want to be a star    tell the monkey where you are    look the monkey in the eye    (the tv show, the tv show)       La la la la la la la la la la la la