I was there on the day that you diedAnd I'm the only one here as they bury your hideAnd this is the last time I'll be by your sideWell the world is one soul fewerThe preacher says the last rites so wellSays you're going to Heaven and not to HellBut he has to say that and I know damn wellThat you're Satan boundREFRAIN:So if you go to Hellwould you get me something niceMaybe a T-Shirt or maybe a hator maybe some loaded diceAnd if you go to Hellwould you at least send me a cardSo I'll know how you're doingAnd I'll know where you areWell you never did care how much you did drinkAnd you never did care what the others did thinkAnd I've got a feeling that now that you're deadYou won't even remember my nameI used to write and you'd never write backI'd call on my card and you'd call me collectYou never bought gifts and you never left tipsBut it's never too late for a changeREFRAINSo go to Hell you bastardLive painfully ever afterYou'll burn for all eternityNo one rides for freeThere's only one way to escape Satan's flamesIf you're willing to pay to clear your bad nameThis is the place and now is the timeSo come on give me a signREFRAINBurn for all eternity and save a seat for me