(spoken)   Thank you very much! Now we are very, uh, patriotic Canadians and, uh, we'd like to take this moment to um, to do our national anthem that we wrote.       (song)      When I look around me   I can't believe what I see   It seems as if this country   Has lost it's will to live      The economy is lousy   We barely have an army   But we can still stand proudly   'Cause Canada is really big      We're the second   largest country   On this planet earth   And if Russia    keeps on shrinking   Then soon we will be first    (as long as we keep Quebec)      The USA has tanks   And Switzerland has banks   They can keep them fanks(?)   They just don't amount      'Cause when you get down to it   You find out what the truth is   It isn't what you do with it   It's the size that counts      Those people will tell you   That France is pretty large   But you can put fourteen Frances   Into this land of ours   (facing a lot of work.   that'd take a whole lot of work.)      We're larger than Malasia   Almost as big as Asia   We're bigger than Australia   And that's a Continent      So big we sell them butter   To go see one another   Though we often go to other   Countries for vacations      Our mountains are very pointy   Are prairies are not   The rest is kinda bumpy   But man do we have a lot!    (we got a lot of land,   we got a whole lot of land)      So stand up and be proud   And sing out very loud   We stand out from the crowd   'Cause Canada's really big