....
[chorus:]
hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're gay,you're gay
i'm
[no lyrics, just wigger jibberish, except at the end]
YOU FUCKING
you have to wear a diaper
because you're old [x2]
you have
YOU'RE LISTENING TO 85,3 FM
AND YOU JUST HEARD MY TWO
you're fucking awesome
you're my favorite actor
your character is great
you f
[chorus]
your wife left you,your wife left you,
you're not only
your band is fucking awesome,you have the best sound
you're really
[lyrics are from that old t.v. commercial]
[retarded jibberish]
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDS
YOU STAY HOMA ALL DAY
YOU'VE BEEN TO
first you killed an old person
then you went to jail
then
JUST THE TWO OF US
WE CAN MAKE IT IF WE
kyle from incantation he's got a mustache [x a lot]
mustache
[chorus:]
pottery's gay, pottery's gay [x4]
you could'nt afford college, you
YOU P.C. FUCKING FAGGOT
WHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAY
I'LL NEVER
[chorus:]
rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]
you were on benson,you we
if you think you'll get christine back, there's something wrong
richard butler,why must you always sing that way
HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR
you fucking jew
you wanted to save 50 bucks
you were too
[mostly noise vocals, except the chorus when SETH
sings words from
Windchimes are Gay!
we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to say
we write the
your last name's weinstein and your first name's jay
you're a
faggot [x4]
you want to paint my walls pink,you want to
too bad your mother never learned to drive
maybe if she
you have dumb boots-you can't shut up
you love m.a.s.h.-you can't
you're from the north end-wop
you're from revere beach-wop
you can't have
your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beret
you
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to
you want to go to school
you want a good job
you
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT
you live in a houseboat
you're so poor it barely floats
you
your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gook
you can't drive, your face
you fucking fag
you have a mustache
you hang around with men
and
you have a mustache,you called me on the phone
you wear
you went to see dishwalla avd everclear,
you're gay you're a
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit
[chorus:]
y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're gay [x4]
you volunteer for charity work-you
you're a fucking vegetable,we tried to pull the plug
but you
please die, you're old [x3]
fuck you
you've got cancer,cancer [x4]
your hair's falling out from kemo
part of
[...SETH never wrote lyrics for this, HE just faked it...]
[...the
YOUR RECORD COST $3.99
YOUR RECORD COST $2.99
YOUR RECORD COST $1.99
AND
clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands
[chorus:]
your kid is deform
