(Carlene Carter)      To have and hold suburban life   Forever live as man and wife   Welcomed by the neighborhood   The neighbors here are really good   They say "What's mine is yours   And yours is mine"      Swap-meat the American way   You can have it twice a day   Swap-meat the American way   It's indoor recreation at its best      Hold me back, it's just too much   I've never seen the like of such   I must admit it beats the bars   No broken hearts or nasty scars   Just carpet burns and wait your turns      Swap-meat the American way   You can have it twice a day   Swap-meat the American way   Ahh it's strictly code of the road      Detectives breaking down the door   The evidence laid on the floor   Pistol-packin' romeos, stop illegal loops and holes...   My old man says it's time to go   But I just wants to do-si-do   I can't stop this jig and jag   I wanna swing my little honey   To the swamp-meat rag   Community property, it's all in the family      Swap-meat the American way   You can have it twice a day   Swap-meat the American way   Swap-meat the American way   Swap-meat the American way