Flowers and wine is what I thought I would find   When I came home from working tonight   Well now here I stand, over this frying pan   And you want a cold one again      I bought these new heels, did my nails   Had my hair done just right   I thought this new dress was a sure bet   For romance tonight   Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer   I won't get so much as a kiss   As I head for the door I turn around to be sure   Did I shave my legs for this      Now when we first met you promised we'd get   A house on a hill with a pool   Well this trailer stays wet and we're swimmin' in debt   And now you want me to go back to school      I bought these new heels, did my nails   Had my hair done just right   I thought this new dress was a sure bet   For romance tonight   Well it's perfectly clear, between the TV and beer   I won't get so much as a kiss   As I head for the door I turn around to be sure   Did I shave my legs for this?      Darlin' did I shave my legs for this?