Because we're Americans   We don't give a shit about each other   We don't give a shit about the earth   And all I want to do is rip you off   And fuck you in the ass while you're not lookin'      Because we're Americans   The Catholics mouth more than just each other   It's written that He must toss you off   Your parents were light on their last tithing   Father fucked me in the ass while I'm not lookin'      If God created man, He did it just right   Hitler, slavery, urban blight   Starvation, religion, and selling our nation   Out right      Because we're Americans   Hide behind the mask of mediocrity   My wife, my kids are swell   A fifty-fifty chance that he's a homo   And he'll take it in the ass while you're not lookin      If God created man, He did it just right   Hitler, slavery, urban blight   Starvation, religion, and selling our nation   Out right      Americans   Take a fist in the ass   Americans    Try hard and fast   Americans    Just eliminate the middle fucking class