Welcome, dear listenerAre you comfortable?Put your feet upClose your eyesLet your senses dullFloat like a beach ballWearing cordless phonesLet the tide take youGroove to the mellow tonesGroovyWho switched the intro?Ah, but I digressDo you ever get that feeling,You're "Not so fresh"Do you hang out nights at the launderette?Dreaming of the cure for stubborn stains?Wanna climb into the big machine?Wonder how it feels getting really clean?I know you know moreThan what you're coming clean forGod is skin on on mohairJust admit you itch thereShift to the left,Shift to the right fidget,Lock knees cough, cough,Fidget don't scratch,Don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?I know you know moreThan what you're coming clean forGod is skin on mohairJust admit you itch thereEver sweat bulletsAt the sight the sight of blood?Ever drag a half-ton crossThrough spit and mud?Wouldn't want to plan too far headWouldn't want to dwell on what's beyondPondering death is a dirty bizMakes you wonder when your appointment isShift to the left,Shift to the right fidget,Lock knees cough, cough,Fidget don't scratch,Don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?Loosen your tie,Loosen your beltClear your throat,Fidget cough, cough,Fidget don't scratch,Don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?Fidget to the left,Fidget to the rightLock knees, fidget cough, cough,FIdget don't scratch,Don't break out in a sweatAre we feeling comfortable yet?Ecclesiastes 7:2Hebrews 10:22Psalms 51:7