Welcome, dear listener  Are you comfortable?  Put your feet up  Close your eyes  Let your senses dull  Float like a beach ball  Wearing cordless phones  Let the tide take you  Groove to the mellow tones  Groovy  Who switched the intro?  Ah, but I digress  Do you ever get that feeling,  You're "Not so fresh"  Do you hang out nights at the launderette?  Dreaming of the cure for stubborn stains?  Wanna climb into the big machine?  Wonder how it feels getting really clean?  I know you know more  Than what you're coming clean for  God is skin on on mohair  Just admit you itch there  Shift to the left,  Shift to the right fidget,  Lock knees cough, cough,  Fidget don't scratch,  Don't break out in a sweat  Are we feeling comfortable yet?  I know you know more  Than what you're coming clean for  God is skin on mohair  Just admit you itch there  Ever sweat bullets  At the sight the sight of blood?  Ever drag a half-ton cross  Through spit and mud?  Wouldn't want to plan too far head  Wouldn't want to dwell on what's beyond  Pondering death is a dirty biz  Makes you wonder when your appointment is  Shift to the left,  Shift to the right fidget,  Lock knees cough, cough,  Fidget don't scratch,  Don't break out in a sweat  Are we feeling comfortable yet?  Loosen your tie,  Loosen your belt  Clear your throat,  Fidget cough, cough,  Fidget don't scratch,  Don't break out in a sweat  Are we feeling comfortable yet?  Fidget to the left,  Fidget to the right  Lock knees, fidget cough, cough,  FIdget don't scratch,  Don't break out in a sweat  Are we feeling comfortable yet?  Ecclesiastes 7:2  Hebrews 10:22  Psalms 51:7