Oh, Mr. Robinson and his quangos   Dirty dealer, expensive car   Runs the buses and the evening star   He got a hairpiece ooh, he got herpes   His private life is very discreet   A nicer man, no, you're never gonna meet      Yeah, he's the self confessed savior of the dim white wing   He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring      Oh, Mr. Robinson and his quangos   Drinks with generals and county wives   The family business is doing alright   They're doing tangos, down in the quangos   Makes them tick oh, he makes them tock   And if you don't fit, he put you in the dock      Just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumb   Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum      He ran into the toilets in the town hall   He got his Biro out and he wrote on the wall   "I'm wearing black French knickers under my suit   I've got stocking and suspenders on   I'm feeling rather loose"   Ooh, I'm the naughty boy   Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy   Said who?      He's the self confessed savior of the dim right wing   He got respiratory problems and a Mason's ring      Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy   Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy   Ooh, I'm the naughty, naughty boy   ...