Jubilee slouches in his settee    He's losing all will to move    He got dippy, too much telly    He watching 24 hours of rubbish    He got butane, he got plastic bags    His eyes are going square - oh yeah    He's no raver, just anti-social    He not going to cut his hair       He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how    Seventeen    He not mean enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how    Seventeen    He not keen on being like    Anyone else       Jubilee's dad, Billy Banker,    Thinks his son's a slob    Should get out more, stop scabbing,    He really should go and get a job       He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how to do it    Seventeen    He's not mean enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how, where to go    But he just don't get out enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how, where to go    But he just don't get out enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how to do it, talk to girls    But he's just to spotty    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how    Seventeen    He not keen on being like    Anyone else    So he just plays on his computer game!       He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how to do it    Seventeen    He's not mean enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how, where to go       But he just don't get out enough    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how to do it, talk to girls    But he's just too spotty    He dresses incorrectly    No one told him how to do it, where to go    He's not keen on being like anyone    He's not being like    Jubilee is not like    Anyone else.