She says, "There's ants in the carpet"   The dirty little monsters, eating all the morsels   Just pickin' up the rubbish   Give her effervescence, she needs a little sparkle   Good morning TV, you're looking so healthy      We all say, "Don't want to be alone"   We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same   Kiss with dry lips, when we say goodnight   End of a century, oh it's nothin' special      Sex on the TV, everybody's at it   And the mind gets dirty as you get closer to thirty   Gives her a cuddle, and they're glowing in a huddle   Good night TV, you're all made up   And you're looking like me      We all say, "Don't want to be alone"   We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same   Kiss with dry lips, when we say goodnight   End of a century, oh it's nothin' special      Can you eat her?   Yes you can      We all say, "Don't want to be alone"   We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same   Kiss with dry lips, when we say goodnight   End of a century, oh it's nothing special      We all say, "We want to be alone"   We wear the same clothes 'cause we feel the same   Kiss with dry lips, when we say goodnight   End of a century, oh it's nothing special      Oh end of a century, oh it's nothing special