(Intro - Biz Markie)   A-one two   Okay, Okay, O-O-O-O-Okay   Paul Nice and the MC (Biz Markie)   We're getting down to the funky sounds   And check it out, here's how you do it      (Verse 1 - Biz Markie)   Y'all know me, as the B-I-Z   That rock the microphone most definitely   Bringing you styles that you never heard   Liked by the thugs, liked by the nerds   I'm real super, hot in the eighties   Even Austin Powers'd say "Yeah baby"   The hip-hopper, unpredictable showstopper   Whatever I say, you know it's proper   When I kick it, I kick it like a field goal   Like Eric B & Rakim, you know I got soul   I got funky rhymes to blow your mind   Funking you out, without a doubt, Aries is my sign   I'm cookoo for cocoa with my vocal   When I'm in San Francisco or when I'm local   The Emmazah, Emmazah, just doing my thing   I'm guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing      (Chorus)   La da da, la da da da (I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn tha party out)   La da da, la da da da (The magnificent Biz Markie) (wooo)   La da da, la da da da (I'm bound to wreck your body and say turn tha party out)   La da da, la da da da (All the party people say "isn't he something?")      (Verse 2 - Biz Markie)   Biz in charge and, yo I'm livin large and   Oooh I like it like El Debarge and   In the tune I can croon with a bang and a boom   So hurry up and get the six smokers out the room   Before I catch Asthma or Emphysema   You can catch me in a playsport or a beamer   I rip and rag, play freeze tag   But since I got older, it's all such a drag   But it don't matter now like Purina cat chow   The first beat I did was meow, meow, meow   Don't have a son or daughter even though I oughta   Its almost ten years since I rocked at the quarters   Roof top, Roseland, ooh baby what a man   Now I play the tunnel ??? in a grand   Yo Paul (yeah, yeah) let the music cease   When I count to three everybody say peace      Chorus      (cutting and scratching of various Biz phrases)