Get up out your seat, the grand groove is back   With a beat to sink your teeth in like wolfman jack   I'm bringing in the swing like ching a-ling a-ling   Guaranteed to rock and make the microphone sing   I combine funk with a make-a-monk piano   I'm nuts, I'm crazy, I lost it, and man a   Different type of bud in my veign and hey   Like I'm *cookoo cookoo* like a nappy dread   Now it's me, the b-i-z, m-a-r k-i to the e   As you can see, going to the t-o-o, mo mo most definitely   I concoct to rock, and put you in shock   Not from the past, but I blact like binac-a   Yeah, the one foots getting ill   Cause nobody beats the biz still      The funk is back! (repeat 4x)      Ooops, well I'm the original b-i-z mark   Here to let you know my bite is worse than my bark   I'm coiming out with some freakified funk   If joanie was around, then I'd be a hump   But since she ain't, I still am the   Hellified king of the r-a-p   I'sa i'sa i'sa here to let you know   I'm the hypnotizing, mezmorizing, stealing the show   Uh-oh, I'm hitting hitting just like a speaker   My mom dropped the bomb, then God said "eureka!"   To say a lay masterpiece that's long overdue   >from the streets of california to kalamazoo   Don't look at me like I'm crazy or dumb   Cause my jinlge will tickle you cerebrum   My sensational delivery will give you a chill   That's why nobody beats the biz still      The funk is back! (repeat 4x)      I'm the super, duper, party pooper   With my loop I'll put you in a stupor   Chump, thump, with doctor's bump   With the trunks of funk to make the heartbeat pump   M ah z r, k har, I har, e har   Try hard, a star, rocking the casbah   My brain maintains with no restraints   Not john doe or jane, here to entertain   Feul a, deuler, plus an old schooler   Funk from the crack keep me kicking like I'm ruler   Dunky, drunky, skunky, funky, and pokey   Chunky, a junkie with the monkey on my back   Knack, opposites attract   Biz being wack? get the bozack!   Skill to ill, plus always thrill   And I be sure that no one beats the biz still      The funk is back! (repeat 4x)      *the biz goes off til the song's end*