One two, one two   This goes out to my brother dimond shell   My man jazzy jerome, def jeff   I can't forget my man kevin d and the midnight express crew   Philly, soda pop   I'm gonna run down my family tree like this:      One, two, one two three and   I got a friend by the name of charlie   Charlie got a wife by the name of dolly   Dolly and charlie got a son named wally   And wally got a girl by the name of polly   Polly got a sister by the name of molly   Molly and polly got a mother named holly   Father named arthur, we call him artie   You don't understand then I'm very very sorry   Cousin named frita, uncle named skeeter   He's married to my fine aunt rita   Who is the leader of the married cheaters   So I son't greet her, cause my uncle don't need her   Grandma joyce drives a rolls royce   Of the family I'm a favorite choice   Buddy named homer, used to be a loner   Now he's got a girl by the name of mona   Now that homer's married to mona   All he does all day is bone, bone, bone her   Father named lex, gets big respect   Driving in his dodge 300gx   Week after next, lex gets his check   Me and lex will be chillin' in the x   My girl elenor, went to the drugstore   To get deodorant, I think it was pure   Cause the one she used before made her underarm sore   And that's why elenor don't use it no more   A girl named betty who used to go with freddie   Asked me was I ready for us to go steady   I told betty that I wasn't ready   To go steady 'cause it would hurt freddy   A girl named gwen, she's my best friend   Known her ever since who knows when   And do you comprehend, the message that I send   Of family and friend of grandpa ben   Like, like, like, like, like, like that   Bound to wreck your body   And ana na na na na na na na na na ana   Cool v bring it down