All the world's a stage they say   And I've seen many things   Standing with my little ukulele in the wings      I've seen bearded ladies   And strong men with iron bars   I've seen cheeky chorus girls   Hob-nobbing with the stars   Yes all the world's a stage they say   And I've seen many things   Standing with my little ukulele in the wings      Once a leading lady   Was clearly in distress   She asked if I could help her   With the fasteners on her dress   You should have seen the outcome   I almost broke me strings   Standing with my little ukulele in the wings      I've seen song and dance men   Being heckled by cat-calls   And a buxom bareback rider   Make a juggler drop his clubs   Yes all the world's a stage   And you won't believe the things   I've seen standing with my little   Standing with my little   Standing with my little ukulele in the wings      Weh-heh-heh-hell standing-a   With-a my little-a   Ukuleleinthewi-ings-AH!