There’s a farm called Misery, but of that we’ll have none   Because we know of one   That’s always lots of fun (Ha ha!)   And this one’s name is Jollity; believe me, folks, it’s great   For everything sings out to us as we go through the gate      All the little pigs, they grunt and howl   The cats mee-yow   The dogs bow-wow   Everybody makes a row   Down on Jollity Farm      [Instrumental]      All the little pigs, they grunt and howl   (Grunt, howl, grunt, howl)   The cats mee-yow   (Mee-yow, mee-yow)   The dogs bow-wow   (Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff)   Everybody makes a row   Down on Jollity Farm      All the little birds go tweet, tweet, tweet   (birdsong, piano noodle)   The lambs all bleat   (baaaaa!)   And shake their feet   (rattle)   Everything’s a perfect treat   Down on Jollity Farm      Regular as habit   The cocks begin to crow   Can the old buck rabbit   Sing “Stuff it up your jumper”   Vo-do-de-oh      All the little ducks go quack quack quack   (quack quack quack)   The cows go Moo   (honk)   The bull does, too   (whonk!)   Everyone says how do you do   Down on Jollity Farm