One is you   Two is me   Three’s a baby   Four’s the family      Buy the cake   Buy the ring   Get the knife   Stick it in   Cos it all adds up you’ve got one stab at love      Cos I’m gonna love you till you die   Cos I’m gonna love you till you die      Five is love   Six is plastic   Seven’s money   Eight’s fantastic      Buy the car   Buy the House   Get the Wheels   Flick the mouse   Cos it all adds up you’ve got one stab at love      Slap your kids   Hit your wife   Cos you hate your life   Screw the f-word in your fist   Cross the numbers off your list   You’ll never be much wiser than a failed womaniser   For once in your life be a man and expire      Cos I’m gonna love you till you die   Cos I’m gonna love you till you die