I know a girl who   thinks of ghosts   she'll make you breakfast,   she'll make you toast   she don't use butter,   she don't use cheese,   she don't use jelly or   any of these   she uses vaseline,   vaseline    I know a guy who   goes to shows   when he's at home and   he blows his nose   he don't use tissues   or his sleeve   he don't use napkins or   any of these   he uses magazines,   magazines       and I know this girl who   reminds me of Cher �   she's always changing the   color of her hair   but she don't use nothing   that ya buy at the store   she likes her hair to   be real orange   she uses tangerines,   tangerines,   tangerines,   tangerines