I heard this song on the radio   Katy Perry was the artist   About a slut cheatin' on her boyfriend with a lesbo   It was so retarded      So I make fun of it   Just like my friends did   But then something happened   I can't get this song out of my head   And my toes are tappin'      And I heard this song and I liked it   I can't believe I really don't mind it   I put this song on my iPod   I hope my friends don't find it   Because I know it's awful   And it's really trash-ay   It makes the Pussycat Dolls seem class-ay   And I heard this song and I liked it   God damn it      Ooo      No it's is not the first time this has occurred   When enjoying a hit felt so wrong   I've seen the Baha Men three times in concert   And still listen to the Thong Song   Lou Bega, the Macarena   And that really annoying cell phone frog   My playlist is like a Where the hell have they been?   Special on VH1      And I heard this song and I liked it   I think the beat is really hypnotic   But I can't listen to the lyrics   Beacuse they make my ears wanna vomit   It's playin' in my car   And I'm rockin'   As I feel my IQ droppin'   And I heard this song and I liked it   Oh shit