Sewed everything you said   Together in a thread   Repeating in my mind   Each word like a rhyme      Like a penny serenade   Lifting through a song   He said the record's overplayed   But where did I go wrong      You never stayed at first   Could not commit the time   Ignored all the quirks   But he still did the crime      And when he goes away   I know you'll call and cry   And when he calls up to tell   Now I'm gonna try      But I know you're mine   When you're on the line      Is it something that I said   Would you let him walk away?   Got it stuck in my head   Don't you hear a word I say?      Is it something that I said   Every night the same old moan   It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home      Every time he asks me how I feel   When I tell him, the phone goes dead      I'm the queen of QVC   You're leaning on my ear   You mean the world to me   Though the connection isn't clear      Like my ink sputs 78's   Convenient when you're low   Feel like an antelope on a nature show   I guess I gotta go      But I know you're mine   When you're on the line      Is it something that I said   Would you let him walk away?   Got it stuck in my head   Don't you hear a word I say?      Is it something that I said   Every time we're on the phone   It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home      Cast away romance   What's it gonna take   No knights with shiny armor   Try a different dance   Oh, I'm a real beecharmer      Well, I scold and I scratched to make him stay   But he don't wanna know from me   Why that old alley cat? He runs away   Lock the door and lose the key      Is it something that I said   Would you let him walk away?   I got it stuck in my head   Don't you hear a word I say?      Is it something that I said   Every night the same trombone   It's ahh, I'm waiting till my Joe comes home      Let's forget romance   Let's correct romance   With knights in shiny armor   What's it gonna take   Try a different dance   Oh, I'm a real beecharmer      Oh, I'm a real beecharmer   Oh, I'm a real beecharmer   Oh, I'm a real beecharmer   Oh, I'm a real beecharmer      Oh, I'm a real beecharmer   A real beecharmer   I'm, I'm a real beecharmer