Don't ask me what I'm thinking   I can't handle it   Didn't plan on this      Don't ask me what I'm drinking   Hip hop hey what's wassup   Nothin' doin' but      If I had a real life   I could break my hands   And maybe feel life      Not understand it   As if I had a real life   Not a bland and broken false reality      Sign up for lie detection   They'll examine me   Shine a light and see      Won?t fight a slight depression   Say it can't be done   Nothing comes from fun but      If I had a real life   I could break the mold   And maybe steal life      From those who stole it   As if they had a real life   Not an old and smokin' false reality      Girl gone crazy   Ridin' the wave   Ridin' it way out      World don't faze me   Nothin' to save   Nothin' to save us now anyhow      Buy me a billionaire   And maybe I'll forget   Maybe I'll accept      Write me a baudelaire   And sign me up a cut   If you're going up 'cuz      If I had a real life   I could break it down   And maybe feel life      Not just drown in it   As if I had a real life   Not a town and country false reality      Girl gone crazy   Ridin' the wave   Ridin' it way out      World don't faze me   Nothin' to save   Nothin' to save us now   Anyhow      Destroy the government   And set me up as king   I've been wonderin'      About the precedent   Of pushin' me around   Goin' underground 'cuz      If I had a real life   I could break the rules   And maybe feel life      Instead of foolish   As if I had a real life   Not a cruel and chokin' false reality