What a dumbass I am   I can't even rhyme these words   What a dumbass I am   I love napalm death      Even though napalm death sucks   Sucks large balls   Megadeth is way better   I hang out in malls      I'm an idiot   I watch looney tunes   I'm an idiot   I don't go to church   I'm an idiot   I like to smoke chairs   I'm an idiot   Shoot me please      I can't get a girlfreind   Because I suck   I like to screw goats   What a dumbass I am      I'm an idiot   I watch looney tunes   I'm an idiot   I don't go to church   I'm an idiot   I like to smoke chairs (don't ask me how)   I'm an idiot   Shoot me please!