Please remember me forever   Believe in me as someone   Who's never gonna wish you well      I'm gonna tell you what I think about you in that unforgivable way I do   You're an idiot   And I hate your guts   I guess I'm about as happy for you as I would be a cockroach in my food   I know it's terrible   I really hate you though      Do you have your fairytale lie   Or are you dancing to the white trash twist   Oh please remember me   Believe in me as someone   Who's never gonna wish you well      I heard the thing that you hate about me almost everyday, but you still wouldn't leave   I had to pull the plug   Ooh, I hated your guts   And I heard the opposite of love isn't hate   It's indifference   But I can't relate   It's not good enough   'cause I hate your guts      Did you settle your mediocre mind   You had the fine wine you're better off with Bud Light      CHORUS   Oh please remember me   Believe in me as someone   Who's never gonna wish you well   Oh please remember me   Believe in me as someone   Who wants you to go to hell      You're raining, you're boring   Oh, did you hear me snoring?   I wanna mutilate myself when I talk to you   So tell me how did I hope you can tell that I'm no referral   You can have em, call hell   You're gonna drive em nuts   They're gonna hate your guts      CHORUS (x2)