I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket   For the land of the tall palm tree   Aloha old milwaukee, hello waikiki   I just stepped down from the airplane   When I thought I heard her say   Waka waka nuka nuka, waka waka nuka nuka   Would you like a lei? eh?       Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka pooka maka wah wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear      It's a ukelele honolulu sunset   Listen to the grass skirts sway   Drinking rum from a pineapple   Out on honolulu bay   The steel guitars all playing   While she's talking with her hands   Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka   Words I understand      Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka poo ka maka wa wah wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear      I boughta lota junka with my moola   And sent it to the folks back home   I never had the chance to dance the hula   I guess I should have known   When you start talking to the sweet wahini   Walking in the pale moonlight   Oka doka what a setta knocka rocka sis boom bocas   Hope I said it right      Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka pooka maka wah wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coca nuta on ma tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear