You talk about the weather   Sun's out - it's gonna rain   It's gonna pour down.    Take a drive - no car   Take walk - let's stay home   And fool around.      You talk about religion   Moses - Jezebel   Go to church - go to bed   Godspell - go to Hell   Why can't you talk dirty?   I like it, when you talk dirty      You talk about politics   White House - whore house   Revolution - prostitution   President - Mickey Mouse.      You talk about music   Chopin - too square   Heavy metal - too loud   Top twenty - who cares?   Why can't you talk dirty?   I like it, when you talk dirty.      Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House   Filthy naked poses - Moses   Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism   Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin.       (Guitar Solo)      You talk about painting   Van Gough - kiss my, ear   Gaugin - go where?   Van Dyke - she's queer.      You talk about Shakespeare   Romeo - or Juliet   Dickens - good idea   Oliver Twist - not quite yet   Why can't you talk dirty?   I like it, when you talk dirty.      Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House   Filthy naked poses - Moses   Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism   Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin   Talk dirty, talk dirty   Talk dirty, talk dirty   Talk dirty, talk dirty