Well,I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket   For the land of the tall palm tree   Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki   I just stepped down from the airplane   When I heard her say   "Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka   Would you like a lei? Eh?"      Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coconut on my tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear      It's a ukelele Honolulu sunset   Listen to the grass skirts sway   Drinking rum from a pineapple   Out on Honolulu Bay   The steel guitars all playing   While she's talking with her hands   Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka   Words I understand Hey      Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coconut on my tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear      Well, I boughta lota junka with my moola   And sent it to the folks back home   I never had the chance to dance the hula   Well,I guess I should have known   When you start talking to the sweet wahini   Walking in the pale moonlight   Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas   Hope I said it right Oh      Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Whisper in my ear   Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini   Are the words I long to hear   Lay your coconut on my tiki   What the hecka mooka mooka dear   Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear      Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian   Say the words I long to hear   Aloha