Words & music by paul simon      Big and fat   Pig's supposed to look like that   Barnyard thug   Sleeps on straw and calls it a rug   Yeah that's a rug, ok   Se's walking down the street   And nobody's gonna argue with him   He's a half-a-ton of pig meat      Up in the hills above the farm   Lives a pack of wolves   Never did no harm   Sleep all day   Hunt till four   Maybe catch a couple of rodents   You know carnivore      Sheep in the meadow   Nibbling on some clover   One of the sheep wanders over   Sits by a rock   Separated from the flock   He's just sitting by a rock      Where'd he go? don't know   Well he was here a minute ago   I don't know   Sheep's dead   Got a gash as big as a wolf's head   Oh god   Big and fat   Pig's supposed to look like that   Wallowing in lanolin   He's rubbing it into his pigskin   Police going crazy   Let's get him   Let's get that wolf   Let's get him   Let's get that wolf   Let's get him   Let's kill him, let's get him   Let's kill him      Court-appointed lawyer wasn't very bright   Oh maybe he was bright   Maybe he just had a late night   Yeah it was just a late night   And he files some feeble appeal   And the governor says forget it   It's a done deal   Election, I don't care, election   Let's give that wolf a lethal iniection   Let's get him, yeah get him,   Let's kill him, let's get him   Let's kill him, let's get him, kill him   Let's get him and kill him      Whew, slow   Here comes the media   Setting up their camera   Asking everyone's opinion         About pigs, sheep and wolves      Big and fat   Pig's supposed to laugh like that   This is hilarious   What a great time   I'm the pig who committed   The perfect crime      All around the world   France, scandinavia   There's candle light vigils   Protesting this behavior   It s animal behavior   Animal behavior   Its pigs, sheep and wolves   Pigs, sheep and wolves   Pigs, sheep and wolves   It's animal behavior   It's pigs, sheep and wolves