The other day    I got in a fight    It involved me and my foot in my mouth    And my wife    Then I got to thinking    Wouldn't it be grand    If with every word I said    My wish was the world's command    I'd be the king      I'd be the top    I'd give myself a raise    Throw my own parade    Number one, the chief, the boss    I'd be the king    No honey-do list       I'd rule    Whatever I say is the way that it goes    That'd be cool    And I'd go fishing    Or maybe watch sports on TV    And folks would carry me around    And I'd get to wear a crown    And I'd never spend a day on my feet    Chorus-solo-rpt chorus    I'd be living large       I'd be in charge    The whole world would bow to me, I'd be the king    It happened again       I got in a fight    In involved me and my foot in my mouth    And my wife