Jake: I wish I didn't make that bet   Thats not the guy I want to be    If I could just turn back the clock   Then Janey would still be with me      Janey: Tell me mom, what should I do?   I love this boy but he has been untrue      Jake: I'll do my best to make things right      Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight      Jake: It could happen...   Janey: It could happen!      Jake + Janey: At the prom tonight!      Mitch: I'm gettin' pussy no matter what!      Bruce: Even if its with dirty slut!      Ox: True love is what I want the most!      Cook: I just jerked off in your french toast!      Catherine: So what if we have the same mother...   Tonight I'm gonna fuck my brother...      Priscilla: In a few hours I'll be queen of the prom!      Mr. Briggs: I've been in institutions since my first year in Nam!      Austin: I'm takin Janey to the prom and she doesn't know why!      Malik: I'm only in this song because I'm a black guy! Hey! Look Out!      Janey: I have no money, I have to make my own dress...Aah Aah!      Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky! Yes!      Jake: I'm gonna win her back no matter what it takes!      Janey: Here I go, I gonna forget about Jake!      All: Prom tonight, do do do do-do   prom tonight, do do do do-do   prom tonight, do do do do-do   Oh........      All: Its gonna happen...   Its gonna happen...   happen...   happen...   happen...At the Prom.....TONIGHT!