It was a dark and dreary night    That a spaceship landed right in my backyard    It shook my room and woke me up    From a deep sleep    From a cool dream    Something bright, a yellow light    Like a moonbeam    So I stood up    I went to the window    Where I saw a pretty yellow light    What a sight, what a fright to see    An alien looking straight up at me    Does he want to hurt me?    Does he only want my family?    Should I offer him a kudo?    Or should I just go say hello?    Should I just go say hello...       I walked out my backdoor    Up to it and stuck my hand    Right in the air with fear    But I said to it    "Hello and how are you?"    Well then it turned to me    And I could see    That this alien was surely not a he    And so I said, "I come in peace"    She said, "Please make love to me"    Who am I to complain?    I don't even have to ever know her name    Could my girlfriend ever know    That I screwed a UFO    That I screwed a UFO       I should have known right from the start    That this E.T. bitch was to break my heart    She had her own way    She sucked me into her game    She might as well just be a normal girl    She smiled and waved    And took off back to the milky way    To the milky way    To the milky way    To the milky way    Yeah, ohhh