Woke up, flat faced on a kitchen floor    With an empty bottle of JD still clasped in my hand   My headache was intense, there was a sudden chill in the air    But the biggest shock that was yet to come, I was missing my underwear       Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?       I looked up and down, and all around    People stopped to stare    I asked everyone about it, but no one seemed to care    It's just not fair, what a nightmare    Wish I had a spare, but I don't       Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?       What could've happened with it?    I hear them all there laughing    Hiding myself in the dark    I hope nobody saw the skidmark       Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?       I was about to give up    I was about to go home    When I saw my pair of BVDs laying there by the phone    i knew that they were mine   I saw that they were fine, but I was still drunk and naked    Everybody laughed and everybody screamed---       Has anyone,has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?       Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?    Has anyone, has anyone seen my underwear?       where did it go