We were headed home to Austin   Caught pneumonia on the road   Taking it home to Connie and the kids      A wheel ran off and jumped a railroad   Then ran through a grocery store   If you want to buy a bus I'm taking bids      And the devil shivered in his sleeping bag   He said traveling on the road is such a drag   If we can make it home by Friday, we can brag   And the devil shivered in his sleeping bag      Well, I just got back from New York city   Kris and Rita done it all   Raw perfection there for all the world to see   Lord, I heard an angel singing in the philharmonic hall   Rita Coolidge, Rita Coolidge cleft for me      And the devil shivered in his sleeping bag   He said traveling on the road is such a drag   If we can make it home by Friday, we can brag   And the devil shivered in his sleeping bag   And the devil shivered in his sleeping bag