Girls   (Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow)   I like the girls   (Ay, loco, sing that one more time sound good, 'cuz)   Girls, yeah   (Oh, yeah, yeah)   I like the girls   (Give me a light, loc, a tell that girl over there   My name is Afroman)      I like 'em short, I like 'em tall   I like 'em big, I like 'em small   I like 'em with hair, I like 'em bald   To make a long story short, I like 'em all      I like this girl, I like that girl   I like the skinny girl, I like the fat girl   I like the college girl and the hoodie rat too   I like the church girl Ms. 'Goodie Goodie Two Shoes'      Girls   (I like the girls, sing it ya'll)   I like the girls   (You know I do, I'm so in love with you)   Girls   (Oh, baby)   I like the girls   (You gotta understand, I can't operate with no man)      I like 'em shy, I like 'em bold   I like 'em young, I like 'em old   I like 'em smart, I like 'em dumb   I like women anyway they come      Man, I like 'em when they're beautiful   I like 'em when they're ugly   I like it when they ignore me   I like it when they bug me   Ain't a woman that I don't like   I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke      Girls   (I love the girls, yeah)   I like the girls   (Adam gave up his rib so I could take   A hot mama back the crib)   Girls   (I love you, baby, yeah)   I like the girls   (Hey, lady, I'm the hungry hustler Afroman)      I like the wrong girl, I like the right girl   I like the black girl, I like the white girl   I like the brown girl, I like the yellow girl   I like the rich girl, I like the ghetto girl      I like the nice girl, I like the mean girl   Outer space, I even got a green girl   I like the city girl, I like the country girl   Don't let me get high and get the munchies, girl      Girls   (When I'm 99, I'ma have me a woman that's fine)   I like the girls   (Make love and have a heart attack   Cum and go at the same time)   Girls   (Afroman, yeah, Afroman)   I like the girls      Ay man, I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood   When I was a little kid, check it out, man      I met Lil' Red Riding hood   We took a ride to my hood and I rode her real good   Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream   To make Red Riding Hood holler and scream      I said, ?Boom, bang, pop, pow   Grandmama can't help ya now   When you're on all fours like a horse on her hoof   I'm Afroman, the Big Bad Wolf?      Girls   (Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow)   I like the girls   (A both, y'all say yeah, yeah)   Girls   (I like the girls)   I like the girls   (You know why? 'Cause I'm a locsta, locsta hundred spokesta)      Girls, they gotta be the most precious commodity   My brain's like the ocean but nothing is swimming   Through my head except naked women   Of course I wanna have sex with you      Do I look like I'm a homosexual?   All you feminists hate my guts   But girl, you gonna love these nuts      Girls   (Yeah, we gonna break it down, you understand me)   I like the girls   (All my G-mosobies up there in Pimp-dale, Pimp-afornia)   Girls   (I'm smokin' tumbleweed with all my homies from   Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie)   I like the girls   (Ay, man, check out this song we used to   Sing when we was little kids, right)      My girl got two big lips, taste like potato chips   My girl got two big boobs just like two inter tubes   My girl got two big hips just like two battleships   My girl got real long hair down to her underwear      My girl gotta slender waste   Her favorite seat is on my face   I got taste, I got taste