smoke a blunt   i love to smoke a blunt man   hey man you know, my white homies ask me   do you like uh, bongs or blunts?   i tell 'em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time   i can't be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what i mean      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   then let it go      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   then let it go      i love smoking weed all by myself   dont have to pass it to no one else   i hit my blunt   anytime i want   got so much weed i dont have to hunt      i dont get hyper   i dont get crunk   i do get high   i do get drunk      once im high and im high no doubt   i grab my ashtray and put my cigar out   once my high is gone with the wind   i grab my lighter then i flick then i again      briefly take a chronic break   weed headache   big mistake   im high so i put my blunt down   turn up my music and dance all around      i can't hear the phone   i can't hear the door   i never leave home 'less    its time to school      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go      i remember when i started smokin weed   pickin' out the stems and the seeds   i didn't have enough to buy me a beer   my homeboy told me to hit this here(?)      i grabbed the blunt   i took a hit   i thought to myself    "i like this shit"   it's better than beer   so annalyze this   i don't have to go take a piss      i don't know how to roll   but the people i roll with   know how to roll blunts like a pole      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke    now let it go   hahah      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hahahah   hold a smoke, uh   now let it goo   hahahah uhh haha uhh      drivin' cross country though minnesota   state fuckin' trooper straight pulled me over    he said i was drivin' fast as hell   he took a deep breath and asked "what's that smell?"   i knew i was busted, at this point   so i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint      he looked at it once,   he looked at it twice,    he told me, "you roll your joints real nice"      afroman don't give a fuck   light that blunt and get stupid stuff   smokin' to me is so much fun   people bitch cause i don't get nothin' done      if you are a little kid   please don't do the things i did   anti-drug message? let me see..   don't smoke weed   give it to me!      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go      smoke a blunt   nice and slow   hold the smoke   now let it go