Oh yes, welcome to hiphology   Please open up your workbooks to page   And break out your pads and pens and your calculators   For the first lesson of today is      Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm's ridiculous   Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm's ridiculous      Well, up until now, your only concept of rhythm   Is a four by four loop square as a pool table   With no dynamics implanted but you couldn't understand   Why all of your gigantic rap sounded so bland      But the answer was right in your hand   Couldn't believe you were so naive to   Arrangements changes different time signatures   The freedom of your imagination      That must have been a fixation with blocks   Like tryin' to make a wheel out of rock   Like tryin' to make a puppet out of sock   See, I got that private stock   The personal vat with the broth and gravy      And the electrons to pass on so the world don't seem so wavy   Oh, everybody hollerin', save me, save yourself   Before it's too late into the   When you go because my wig got weight   I gotta concentrate on      Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm's ridiculous   Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm is outta control      Yeah, now everybody in here   Check your head and make sure that it's spacious   And open up the middle just a millimeter more   For the style that is bodacious      You really wanna know who the ace is   Ace is the face that's seldom sighted   I'm divided into two parts, I got two hearts   Two heads, I'm ahead, ahead one of the better bred      Know you're thinkin' I'm gonna be   I got the remedy to turn you out   I got the fiery styles that'll burn you out   If you don't learn that route      Now I been there done that did it committed to run that   Talk to it do it right   Me and this mic gonna take flight to end your mental plight   Hip hop is more than yes ya'll      Throw your hands in the air, say ho   And give up the W 'cause I'm from the west ya'll   And you know I got mad fat flow   Coming in the house through the back door, out the front door      Cross the frontyard into the street   We could do it right here better   Yet I got a better idea   I'm a get you up off your feet with that      Arhythamaticulas arhythamatic   This rhythm's ridiculous this rhythm is sick   Arhythamaticulas arhythamatic   This rhythm's ridiculous this rhythm is sick      Now the problem with you MC's today is you're too emotional   You have no devotion to the social bug spread   By the words you said to the public   You have no regard for the masses how you effect them   And how they view you      Now you know, you knew you were open wide   For the whole wide world to do you   Now I propose those who chose their flows   Irresponsible and irrationally      Be exhausted from the face of the earth and be forced to deal with me   Me, I'd rather be undefined not underestimated or undermined   I'm underlined as the underdog under the influence of time   Now I know you're sick of that same old same old      Lame old running man dance style   Niggas screamin' and yellin' and tellin' lies about what they do   Brother I say to you but don't you believe or be deceived   By the hip hop that you breathe      I am multidirectional, I move randomly and professional   Intellectual with perpetual, first in motion bustin' you open   Now you are exposed to the rap and closed in the mind trap   I find that hilarious and mysterious, every area gets a dose   Full of malaria and asbestos from the west coast   Breathe in and coat your lungs      Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm's ridiculous   Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick this rhythm's ridiculous      Arhythametic   Tic, tic, tic      Arhythamatic arhythamaticulas   This rhythm is sick, sick, sick