Check it out, y'all   This is Aceyalone on the microphone   And we got my nigga punish on the beatbox   And we gonna show you how we does it      Anywhere you go I am going to find you   And every time you flow I'll be right behind you   Just to let you know and constantly remind you   You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn      Now I know you hate it when the MC ain't fly   So I come in the party live   Chopping rappers down to size   I know 'em when I see 'em   'Cause they got that look in their eyes      Surprise, Aceyalone has arrived   They surround around the microphone like shit attracts flies   I arise, the Thai gets me high   I find him, stand right behind him and I spy   No more than two tries, either freaks it or you die      I waited, somebody stated, "He's intimidated"   I was faded, I played it like any other brother would've played it   Not soon as I grabbed the microphone I went into a frenzy   Started givin' niggaz black eyes like Spuds Mackenzie   When that bud's in me      Now one of these niggaz tried to tell me my shit was hopeless   His homeboy was on the other side sayin', "Man, your shit's the dopest"   All of a sudden another rapper pushed his way through the crowd   Came and stood in front of me and told me he was proud      Then he bowed   Told me that he liked the way I styled   I thanked him, I smiled   Then I had to be out      Anywhere you go I am going to find you   And every time you flow I'll be right behind you   Just to let you know and constantly remind you   You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn      Now I'ma give shout out to all the dope MC's in the world   Y'all know who you are      You know I got the kinda style that everybody yearns   I mic check, I break a niggaz nectar like Kerns   'Cause you are a worm, you are a germ   And you are about to be stepped on   So you should be concerned      If you have a perm then it's permanent   It's affirmative, you will burn   Make a right turn, turn   Then a left turn, then a U-turn, turn   Come all the way back, return      Stand stern and maybe you just might learn about the firm   I used to be a sperm, shoot, got derm   Nobody better not squirm till my meeting is adjourned   Okay, I'm through and I rock from here to Peru, Vern   I could've sworn you knew that AC's having a rap sale      You wanna buy 1 or 2   Or 3 or 4 or 5, or 6 or 7 or 8   Or 9 or 10 or 11, or 12 or 13 or 14?   'Cause me and the mic are courting      My circuit breaker's shorting   My memory is aborting   I can barely remember this flow   But wack MC's ya still got another zillion miles or so to go      Anywhere you go I am going to find you   And every time you flow I'll be right behind you   Just to let you know and constantly remind you   You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn      They pushed that rapper in front of the train   Took him to the doctor sewed his arm on again   Stabbed that rapper right in his heart   Gave him a transplant for a brand new start   And then he stopped, he started again      He forted bounced it and vomited   Now you know who's the dominant dog   That got to be given you that rhyme style   Man child, locked in the promised land   I'ma stand in the middle of an open hand, that's extensive      'Cause I don't flow religiously or relentlessly   For innocent minded ticity   Okay, I win and the battle's like over, got a satellite Rover   With a rocket telescopic sprocket pocket pulley   And a fully automatic stun gun 'cause I'm a bully      My hair was woolly I'm a mullion   A calmer Jeffrey Dahmer hater   I'm greater than the latest greatest innovators   Can go to hell 'cause I say this so well   You can whistle my melody or noel      You're still gonna get the Speak n Spell   I get my ink from inkwell, my paper from the trees   I swell up when I eat MC's, so eat these   And stand at attention, did I forget to mention      My classes aren't expensive   That's if you are an uncomprehensive   Defensive sensitive, toy rapper, little boy rapper   Momma's wittle wappin' man wapper   Now you got me reachin' for my zapper   I'll cut you off with a clapper      But that's for old gentlemen   Who drink coffee with cinnamon, it'll take ten of them   Then again did I mention I'm potent   Totin', holdin', reloadin' votin' with my channel changer fool   And since I don't speak Greek stranger   I'ma give it to you in layman's terms so you'll learn      Anywhere you go I am going to find you   And every time you flow I'll be right behind you   Just to let you know and constantly remind you   You can never be as dope as I am, goddamn