If your havin' trouble with your high school head   He's givin' you da blues   You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed   Here's what you gotta do -   Pick up the phone   I'm always home   Call me any time   Just ring 36 24 36 [oh!!]   I lead a life of crime   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   [repeat]      Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   You got problems in your life of love   You got a broken heart   He's double dealin' with your best friend   That's when the teardrops start - fella   Pick up the phone   I'm here alone   Just make a social call   Come right in   Forget about him   We'll have ourselves a ball.   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   [repeat]      Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   If you got a lady but you want her gone   But you ain't got the guts   She keeps naggin' at you night and day   Enough to drive you nuts -   Pick up the phone   Leave her alone   It's time you made a stand   For a fee I'll be happy to be   Your back door man   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   [repeat]      Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   [repeat]   [repeat]   Concrete Shoes, Cyanide, TNT,   Done Dirt Cheap   Contracts,Neckties,Ohhhh.   Done Dirt Cheap   Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap   [repeat]   Kerosene..... Done Dirt Cheap