If you're havin' trouble with your barnyard friends   You got a thing for ewes   Been countin' sheep, but you're not in bed   Here's what you gotta do      Get off the farm, stay outta the barn   Go read a nursery rhyme   Don't ring 976-BAAA, that kind of love's a crime      Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep   Dirty Deeds Done with Sheep   Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep   Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep   Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep      My friend Larry has a little lamb   Her fleece is white as snow   He keeps braggin' 'bout her night and day   Someone should tell him NO.      Look at the flock, they're all in shock   Here comes that mutton fan   Knock off the fleece, give them some peace   Don't be a barndoor man, no.         Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep   Dirty Deeds Little Bo Peep   Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep   Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep   Dirty Deeds and they're done with sheep      Velcro gloves, kneepads, late night dates   Done with sheep   Warning signs, electric fences, high voltage   Done with sheep      Dirty Deeds, don't tell them what I done to you!    Done with sheep   Dirty deeds, Dirty deeds!    Dirty deeds done with sheep --Baaaaa!    (Quiet gals, I think the shepard's comin')