God, it would be so nice if I could play trumpet   I just wish I could play this thing   I've been borrowing this trumpet for so long   I just can't play it      (attempts to play trumpet, and fails as his anger increases)      It hurts my lips to blow on this thing   God, I wish I could play on the trumpet!      (another failed attempt)      Damn this trumpet!   I wish I could play it!   Look at the spit valve!   It just dribbles out onto the floor!   That's so cool! God!      (yet another pathetic attempt at playing it, practically crying now...)      But I can't play it!   I wish I could play this trumpet!!!!