you tried it just for once   and found it alright for kicks   but now you've found out   it's a habit that sticks   you're an orgasm addict      sneaking in the backdoor   with dirty magazines   your mother wants to know   what are those stains on your jeans   you're an orgasm addict      you get in heat   you get in a sulk   but you still keep beating   your meat to pulp   you're an orgasm addict      you're a kid Casanova   you're no Joseph   it's a labor of love   fucking yourself to death   you're an orgasm addict      you're making out with schoolkids   winos and heads of state   you've even made it with the lady   who puts the little plastic robins   on the Christmas cakes   butchers' assistants and bellhops   you've had 'em all here and there   children of God   and the joystrings   international women with no body hair      so you're asking in an alley   and your voice ain't steady   the sex mechanic's rough   but you're more than ready   you're an orgasm addict      Johnny-want-fuckie   everywhere and all ways   he's got the energy   he will amaze   he's an orgasm addict   he's always at it   he's an orgasm addict