Leave the youth just as they are   For example, take our Nigel and Fiona   It's their anniversary   How's this for a plan ?      First, a shower after work   Nigel's had it, he could throw   Away his mobile - all he does is slave away   But those bastards are never satisfied      She waits at home   Magazines ring Fiona   She sells their space by phone   What she would really do is design   Maybe in time...      When you're not in a hurry   When you're cool on your own   When today's good as any   Then you're ready for love      When their words never hurt you   When their words only help   Bring you home to yourself   Then you're ready for love      Next our couple wines and dines   Plus it's Friday - almost every Friday's   Curry - they will barely fight tonight   Just gifts and a kiss      Neil is standing in the queue   With the pills - for pills their   Neil is brilliant - sometimes with   A few to spare   So he sells   What harm can pleasure do ?!      You check that sound ?   Any club ? No, the Desden'!   Their dj's in from Leeds and    They knew him before he was big   Oh yes they did!      Their minds are high   Plus the sea is a dance floor   Fiona loves to move - Nigel watches   Her close from afar      Love hits us hard...