Ha ha ha ha ah   What’s up dog dirty   Hey (¿ ¿ ¿)       You better not pout   You better not shout   I’ll slap yo grand mamas dentures out   Afroman is coming to town      I'm slapping her once   Slapping her twice   A no teeth blowjob feels real nice   Afroman is coming to town      I know that you been smoking   All my tumbleweed    I looked into my dope sack    All I seen was stems and seeds      Hey you better get dressed   Hit the door   Go to the dope spot and buy some more   Afroman is coming to town      All kind a states all kind a cities   All kind a woman yelling sign my tities   Afroman is coming to town      All the ladies in the crowed give me hugs   And all the fellas give me nugs(¿ ¿ ¿)   Afroman is coming to town      The cops always know   There’s drugs at the show   Before they get to the stage   I smoke up all the dro      Oh read me my rights   Take me to jail   The weeds all gone and I'm high as hell   Afroman is coming to town         Hey (¿ ¿ ¿) play a little sumin sumin          Hey dog dirty let me get a liter man