I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOW   WE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETING   I KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWERED   I GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIM      I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID   ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE      THE NEXT DAY THERE WAS A LINE AT YOU DOOR   ARTUMUS PYLE WAS GOING BACK FOR SECONDS   YOUR KID HAD A LOCK OF ARTUMUS' BEARD IN HIS ASS   YOUR KID MADE ARTUMUS' SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL      I GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU KID   ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS PYLE, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS, ARTUMUS PYLE      LYNRYD SKYNYRD USED TO YOUR FAVORITE BAND    UNTIL ARTIMUS HAD YOUR KIDS DICK IN HIS HAND