I wish we'd gotten drunk,   And fallen down confused..   I wish we'd gotten drunk,   So the kiss had an excuse..   The wine was left unopened,   And the whiskey untouched too..   And now I'm wide awake and wonderin'   What am I to do?      I wish we'd gotten hammered,   And passed out in the dark..   And I wish I slurred my words   When I said you had my heart..   But we were walkin' straight   And I annunciated well..   And now there's no way for me to pardon myself      You were so nice   Yeah, you were so nice    Such a gentleman, you      I was bein' too nice   I was bein' way too nice   I was so carelessly holdin' your heart      You were so nice   Yeah, you were so nice   Such a gentleman, you      I was bein' too nice   I was bein way too nice   I was so carelessly lovin' your heart      Good thing it's never too late to get tanked   And claim the whole thing was misconstrued..    It's never to late to get tanked   And shake that guilt loose..   The wine's ready to open,   And there's whiskey for two..    So in the morning when we wake up   We can blame it on the booze..