I like the universe   But she messes with my words   I'm not talking planets or galaxies   And the distance just makes it worse   I know what you're thinking   This probably sounds rehearsed      So let's give it up for the New Year   Did this party of two have you slightly confused?   Now that our things are divided   She refuses to speak and I'm driftin' to sleep at the wheel      Liquids, powders and pills   Not quite taken against my will   The tastes tests of girls, from all over the world   Who refuse to accept my excuses   She put up with so much   Of my madness and my self-abuse      She would tend to my wounds   And fill me with food   When I'd stumble and drunk for breakfast   She was right to take off   Before she was consumed      So let's give it up for the New Year   Did this party of two have you slightly confused?   Now that our things are divided   She refuses to speak and I'm driftin' to sleep at the wheel      So let's give it up for the New Year   Did this party of two have you slightly confused?   Now that our things are divided   She refuses to speak and I'm driftin' to sleep at the wheel      Let's give it up for the New Year   Did this party of two have you slightly confused?   Now that our things are divided   She refuses to speak and I'm driftin' to sleep at the wheel      I like the universe   But she messes with my words   I'm not talking planets or galaxies   And the distance just makes it worse   You're totally right   Every action was well rehearsed