I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move   Check it out I'm rocking steady, go      Betty won't stop listening to modern rock   How she hates to be alone   I try to compensate her lack of love with coffee cake   Ice cream and a bottle of ten dollar wine      She says, "Hey I rock the Haro sport, I rock the cowgirl blues   I rock too fast for love I'm footloose in my Velcro shoes   What's up with Will and Grace? I don't get drum and bass   The future freaks me out"      I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move   Check it out I'm rocking steady to the beat in my head   It goes oh, oh, oh, oh, I know that she's the only one   I'd rather waste our time together, yeah, 'cause we can get down      Betty can't quit carving question marks on my wrist   How come we're so alone   We waste away the days with nicotine and television samples   From an era we hate to admit we embrace      We fail to represent, we fail to be content   We fail at everything we ever even try to attempt   And so the story goes as only Betty knows   It's time to take control      I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move   Check it out I'm rocking steady to the beat in my head   It goes oh, oh, oh, oh, I know that she's the only one   I'd rather waste my time with her      Betty, I need you, I miss you   I'm so alone without you   To call up on the weekends   With my cellular phone      Betty it's so hard to relate   To the whole human race   I don't know where to begin   I don't know where to begin      If we can both find a way   To do the things that we say   We might not sit in our rooms   And drink our daydreams away      Betty, I'm a dreamer   I'm not a vicious schemer   Oh Betty won't you, ah fuck it      I'm on fire and now I think I'm ready to bust a move   Check it out I'm rocking steady to the beat in my head   It goes oh, oh, oh, oh, I know that she's the only one   I'd rather waste our time together, yeah, 'cause we can get down