That girl is fucking crazy   She's so god damn amazing   words are not enough   you know her from the paper   she comes in forty flavors   makes me want to throw up   You can say "but seriously folks..."   you can write her nasty notes   but you know you're gonna choke   anyway      After all you know she's just a SLAGBAG   Look at yourself, you know you're a SLAGBAG   How many times have you called her a SLAGBAG   What would you do if I called you a SLAGBAG      She thinks she's really something   but she is less than nothing   and there is no doubt   they said I should've known her   how she would fuck me over   but it's too late now   you could say she's good in bed   you could say she gives good head but you know that you'll regret   everything