A fool there was   A fool there was       Incision after incision, I   Spike myself because       If ever a fool there was   I was a fool there was       But you can't put that on me   You can't put that on me   I know what you say about me, and   Well I mostly agree   But you can't put that on me       Fool there was   A fool I was       Decision after decision, I   Spike myself because       If ever a fool there was   I was a fool there was       But you can't put that on me   You can't put that on me   I know what you say about me, and   Well I mostly agree   But you can't put that on me       All your tastes and preferences   They're measured out in Moscow miles, and oh   Wolf prints in the snow   That led us off the straight and narrow       And crooked smiles, that from one too many   Sad goodbyes   They no longer say hello, hello hello, ooh